Brass King (Unfinished)

So this is a recording I made pretty much just for the lulz a while ago. I actually drew a picture that goes with it, but I figured my shitty colored art was better than my shitty uncolored art. I’m also unsure as to why there’s all that extra time after the song ends. Anyway, forgive me for about half of how bad it is; I kept running out of breath so the mic wouldn’t pick it up - especially on that “roughly the size of a world!“. The other half is because I’m admittedly pretty much tone deaf. And yeah, I did every part myself. This sort of paints a basic picture of how I envision hell in Exalted. Everyone likes Malfeas despite his hatred and violence just because he’s so damn charismatic like Gaston. Here’s a character roster for those unfamiliar with the material: Gaston: Malfeas - King of the Yozis, the Brass Dancer Lefou: Genzhasphyr - Right Hand of the King, the Dark and Stormy Knight (better known as me) Chorus: Isidoros - The Black Boar that Twists the Skies Ebon Dragon - The Ultimate Darkness (better known as “the Ultimate Dick“) Metagaos - The All-Hunger Blossom Bimbettes (lol, that’s what they’re called): She Who Lives in Her Name - The Perfected Principle of Hierarchy (she’s all 3) “That god“: Ignis Divine - King of the Gods, the Unconquered Sun, son of Malfeas MALFEAS Who does he think he is? That god has tangled with the wrong King! GENZHASPHYR Damn straight. MALFEAS No one locks up Malfeas! Dismissed! Impeached! Publicly humiliated! It’s more than I can bear. GENZHASPHYR More blood? MALFEAS What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced. GENZHASPHYR Who, you, my King? Never! You’ve got to pull yourself together! GENZHASPHYR Hell, it disturbs me to see you, my King Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here’d love to be you, my King Even when taking your lumps There’s no overlord as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite guy Everyone’s awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see why No one’s mad as the King No one’s rad as the King No one’s hate’s as incredibly bad as the King’s For there’s no overlord half as awesome Perfect, a pure hate wellspring! You can ask any Boar, Dick or Blossom And they’ll tell you whose praise they prefer to now sing (Do it or we’re all gonna get fried!) GENZHASPHYR , ISIDOROS, EBON DRAGON & METAGAOS No one’s ruled like the King Hateful, cruel like the King GENZHASPHYR No one’s burning heart shines like a jewel like the King MALFEAS As the Emperor, yes, I’m intimidating! CHORUS My what a guy, that brass King! Give five “hell yeahs!“ Give twelve “all hails!“ GENZHASPHYR The King is the best And the rest is all fails CHORUS No one maims like the King Kills with flame like King GENZHASPHYR In a dancing fight nobody shames like the King! SWLIHN For there’s no one as skillful and humbling MALFEAS As you see I can jiggle my ass GENZHASPHYR Not a bit of him’s clumsy or bumbling MALFEAS That’s right! And every last inch of me’s hard as forged brass CHORUS No one hits like the King Matches wits like the King GENZHASPHYR In a massacre nobody spits like the King MALFEAS I’m especially good at incinerating! Pwah! CHORUS Ten points for the King! MALFEAS When I was first forged I ate four dozen souls Every moment to help me unfurl And now that I’m damned I eat five dozen souls So I’m roughly the size of a world! CHORUS Ooh! Ahh! MALFEAS Wait’ll you get a load of this one! Ha! CHORUS Wow! My what a guy that brass King! MALFEAS Line on up to to die, fools! CHORUS No one jabs like the King Shows his stabs like the King GENZHASPHYR Then goes prancing around looking fab like the King MALFEAS I use fire in all of my decorating! CHORUS My what a guy! GENZHASPHYR What a guy! YOZIS Our King! Hey!