This is for my boys taking their GCSEs
Script:
Jon: stuffing thy visage as per i assume
garfielf: i must have a valorous meal.
jon: henry, thee overstuffed gib. Thou art so copious and heavy. Wherefore art thou so meaty ?
garfielf: i consume, your holiness, tis what i doth. Tis time to divorce my jointress, catherine of aragon.
jon: doth not doeth, Henry, thy annulment is invlaid.
garfielf: thou art going into a nunn’ry, thee dim-witted clack-dish.
(Thomas Cromwell grants an annulment)
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