Ferrets

An apple pie A bright blue sky A breezy meadow in July An ice cream bar A shooting star The sound of a steel guitar I love the sound of rain Wearing a hat and cane Tiffany window panes lovely to see Frost on a windowsill The feel of a dollar bill Vacations in Brazil feel me with glee These are all the little things that make me smile This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie So let’s sing about the things we like and don’t be shy A strip of lace A pretty face Eugenics really makes the case Counting sheeps In froggy leaps Touching Harold inappropriately while he sleeps I love the feel of grain The screams of a man in pain Blood coming down like rain showering me That everlasting thrill During the final kill Body dumped in a landfill, got off scot-free These are all the little things that make me smile This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile One day I will eat your brain and it’ll be great So let’s sing about the things we like and meet your fate