Trazyn the Infinite’s Air Fryer | a Warhammer 40k story

In the Grim Darkness of the far future, there is only frying foods with oil. A dirty, unhealthy practice which would scramble the circuits of even the most advanced Techpriest or Mekboy. To this end, our brave heroes strike out into the galaxy in search of a better way, a nobler way, to fry up a couple of plates of chicken wings while having a few brewskis with the boys. The Air Fryer. A device thought only to exist in legend. Wrangling with the Eldar, the Squats, the Tau, the forces of Chaos and even the Adeptus Astartes themselves, our intrepid protagonists eventually find their great prize, although the cost may be higher than they anticipated... Squat artwork by Juan Toledano: Music used: (intro) Deadly Premonition’s Whistle Theme (Eldar) Dawn of War 3 Eldar Theme: (Leagues of Votann) The Dwarves of Orzammar