COUCH SLUT - The Donkey (Abridged) (Official Lyric Video)

Taken from ’You Could Do It Tonight’, the new full-length from COUCH SLUT out April 19, 2024 on CD/LP/CS/Digital via Brutal Panda. Pre-Order at Digital Downloads/Stream: “The Donkey (Abridged)” lyric video was created by Frank Huang (Maximum Volume Silence) and features additional footage captured by occasional Couch Slut collaborator Davindar Singh from a haunted house in Thailand, along with special guest appearances from guitarist Amy Mills’ personal doll collection. --- NYC’s resident misfits Couch Slut have played a veritable strain of drug-fueled, incendiary, hardcore noise rock since 2013. Led by Megan Osztrosits’ infernal roar and subversive, vitriolic lyrics, the quintet returns with their fourth full-length opus You Could Do It Again, just in time for America’s only holiday that Recorded amidst the filth of NYC with Uniform’s Ben Greenberg (Drab Majesty, Portrayal of Guilt, Metz), Couch Slut subverts the paradigm and ups the ante in every imaginable way across nine vignettes of perverse, true-to-life storytelling layered over the band’s singular, dragged-through-the-mud songcraft. This is a depraved style of noise rock that will scare the living shit out of you. With ten full years of pain and suffering under its proverbial belt, Couch Slut sounds more urgent, threatening, nasty and despondent than ever. The perfect soundtrack for 2024. LYRICS: Here’s what happened when my friends and I got fired from the haunted waterpark Joe and Lindsey dressed up like zombies “Get the fuck out” That’s what he sounded like back in those days Cuz he did drugs The owner is chasing us now Cuz we stole things We get out of there by running fast Back at their place we took drugs and decided to make a stop-motion animation film It was about this doll And she’s having sex with this other doll But it starts to not go so well So she’s cutting herself with razor blades And we’re like “We need blood for this” So we’re pricking ourselves with needles Getting only little droplets But it’s not nearly enough Joe gets up and disappears into the corner of the basement Lindsey and I are quietly working on our shots The man comes back to the center of the room and he says “I’ve got the blood” Lindsey runs upstairs immediately now Screaming, crying The man has sawed his arm to the bone And he is bleeding all over the place Official Links: #CouchSlut #YouCouldDoItTonight #Sludge #Metal #Alternative #BrutalPandaRecords #noiserock #punkrock #punk #punkmetal #noisecore #hardcorepunk