I GOT A NEW TRUCK!! (AND A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!)

This YouTube channel just hit 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! To celebrate, I bought myself a new truck and moved to the suburbs. SUBURBIA RULES, BRO! --- Script by Jason Slaughter & Nicole Conlan. Apologies to Last Week Tonight for ripping off some of their Homeowners Association jokes: The best part about having a YouTube channel is that I can shitpost to it. If I wanted to make straightforward educational videos I would’ve gone into television. If you want to support this and future shitposts, sign up to Nebula at or join Patreon at This video contains content licensed from Getty Images.