Uptime Funk - A SUSE Music Parody

“Uptime Funk“ music video (parody of Uptown Funk) from SUSECon 2015 in Amsterdam. Lyrics: This bit Uncontrolled A bad bug, Make my system fold This bug, in the kernel My kernel My uptime ceases Freakin’, Spazzin’ My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty I need caffeine, a big screen Gotta fix this server in a jiffy It’s too hot (hot patch) Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman It’s too hot (hot patch) Make a Sys Admin retire man It’s too hot (hot patch) Holy cow, am I in a jam It’s too hot (hot patch) Tellin’ ya now it ain’t that funny Server’s down Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya Saturday night and servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch (come on) Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh Halt Don’t reboot, init Found a fix, grab code from git Make a build, passed the tests Julio! Make a patch! Ride to Provo, Nuremberg, Newbury in the UK We got Linux, and there’s no doubt Gonna fix that server in a jiffy I’m all green (hot patch) Called a Penguin and Chameleon I’m all green (hot patch) Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman It’s too hot (hot patch) Yo, say my name you know who I am It’s too hot (hot patch) I ain’t no simple code monkey Nuthin’s down Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) Live patching hallelujah (whoo) ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya ‘Cause Uptime Funk gon’ give it to ya Saturday night and servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch (come on) Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh! Before we leave Imma tell y’all a lil something Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up I said Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Come on, patch Get on it If you stable then flaunt it If you online then own it Don’t text about it, come show me Come on, patch Get on it If you stable then flaunt it Well it’s Saturday night and the servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh! Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime Funk you up Credits: Parody lyrics - Bryan Lunduke and Russ Dastrup Directed and Produced by: Russ Dastrup and Scott Dastrup Filmed and edited by: Scott Dastrup - Vocals: Jennifer Nicole Marco (soprano), James Case (bass), and Stephen Jones (Lead) Recording Studio: Soularium Studios with Stoker White. Actors: Stephen Jones - Main singer Dancers - Chris Castillo, Moses Eyere, Scott Smith, Ethan Franson, The Quinton Twins Crew: Spencer Rich, Kevin Maynard, Alex Arnold Hair and Makeup: Arielle Ludwig