Stacy’s Mom (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Playing against tokens? Hope for the best. Announcing a Patreon! Subscribe to MTGRemy! LYRICS: Stacy’s making a million tokens again I’m sitting looking bitter while he’s blossoming He’s got more forests and soldiers than the Viet Cong He says it’s “junk” but I think that description is wrong Well I’m probably gonna lose, my life’s down to two But when I draw my final card I know just what to do Ratchet Bomb has got