Hal Thompson’s Hot Problems (Parody)

Hot Problems parody with Hal Thompson. Hal on Facebook: More Hal here: Hal’s Channel: http://www/ LYRICS Look at me and tell me the truth What do you do When people don’t know what I go through They see my brown hair, blue eyes and coat But they don’t know I have a really big goat Please, don’t get me wrong I know that I’m hot But inbetween my toes there’s mildew and rot Weird girls call my phone And their name is Kritch When I say her name she hangs up what a bitch Hal Thompson has problems too I’m just like you Except I’m hot, hot, hot hot You might like to open your eyes And ’m pretty good so now lick my thighs I got the look, I ride the bus If you’re a lady can I touch your butt I like to eat mustard Goats live in my house And I’ve got a collection Of turds from a mouse Just cause I’m pretty, don&#