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Rap by Dan Bull
Video by Chewy Eye
Lyrics:
I’m Horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper
Unbelievers better take a step back
because I set traps that’ll leave your neck cracked
forget a pimp slap, switch up the syntax
Take away the P, see I deliver imp slaps
There’s a slim chance that you’ve ever seen an enemy
with melanin as red as this; the menacingest skin rash
better bring your shin pads, cos when I swing axes
there’s an equal need for medicine and bin bags
I’m Horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I’m Horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper
you ought to have taken a tad more care
with your fortification, cos that wall there’s
gonna fall and then cave in, I nab your lair
you’ll be sore as the day when I stabbed your bare
bottom, and in case you’ve forgotten
I hail from a place that is fatally rotten
so debased I can make even Satan
pee off and I must say that is painfully often
your safe I’m unlocking, nicking your millions
sticking your minions straight in a coffin
I plunge into your dungeon, lunging
through your little buggers like I’m cutting through an onion
Under your foot, plunder your loot
funneling your funds to me, can you compute?
The heart of your dungeon’s the dungeon heart
I’m taking pleasure breaking it and pulling it apart
then take your treasure, claiming it, as bullion in carts
now you see red, I’m the bully in the dark
I’m Horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I’m Horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper
The Hand of Evil™ strikes again...