Soulstorm’s Blood Ravens Ending but google-translated mercilessly

I wasn’t really going to do this one, but as I was messing around with several scripts, this one ended up with one line that made it all worth it. Narrator voiced by Stringstorm I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines through a dozen or more different languages and then translate it back to English. I repeat the operation until it’s fucked up enough to have it voiced.