BEWARE Homosxuals - A Comedy Parody by Deven Green

Boys beware of homosxuals! This is officer Dick he is going undercover in broad daylight to find homsxuals. From a distnce they blend in but up close there are finger codes to attract other homosxuals in a row. Hand pocketing is code for fondles. This is Scout, he will know he is gay if his thumb enlarges. Yes it has paid off – he has just won a car. Their ilk break many laws: side sitting and over smiling. Officer Dick, undercover homosxually reciprocates with hand in air code meaning ’we be parking.’ The affirmative back touch is an agreement of future meetings. Dick playing the role of a homosxual driver insists the thumber clean his particulars before moving forward. Scout has now scrubbed his business section and his thoughts are on tossing. Dick, the driver is pleased that protocols are being followed yet reappears as the passenger to indicate that he is flexible in either position. Scout enters and sits where another man’s posterior has been.