1 The Coldest Winter
2 I Made This Band So Emo Chicks Would Make Me Topless Fan Signs
3 For The Last Time, I’m Not Goth
4 Intracervical Insemination
5 Your Momma Wishes She Was This Technical
6 Cheerleader Concubine
7 The Woman Whose Vagina Swallowed Whole The Earth In A State Of Unconciousness, Thus Giving Birth To The Quasi-Subdimensional Region Of Induced Sleep (Therefore Revealing The Secret Pathway To The Gate Of Homoerotic Desires)
8 This Song Is Worse Than That Time I Insert Hobbie With R