NEW SONG! Flat Earth Man “Welcome to the Satellite Hoax“ 📡

Flat Earth Man knows that orbiting satellites are a myth... Welcome to the Satellite Hoax! Flat Earth Man’s Channel Here are the lyrics: Well I know it’s a really hard pill to take When somebody says that satellites could be fake But don’t you find it a little suspicious That you can’t find any real satellite pictures It might be hard to be believed But maybe we’re all being deceived If you think you’ve seen one up in the sky Uh uh, you can’t see em with the naked eye Coz a satellite is about the size of a car At least 300 miles away you can’t see that far whatever those dots are that move in the night I’m telling you that ain’t no satellite Chorus Welcome to the satelite hoax Just another one of them NASA jokes You can’t find me a picture of a satellite Without bringing up a bunch of that cgi Just a bunch of cartoons all over the place When I search satellites in space Yeah type that phrase into google folks And let me welcome you to the satellite hoax Now before all of ya’ll start getting pissed I ain’t saying that satellites don’t exist I’m saying that it’s theoretically obsurd To think these devices orbit the earth Coz I’ve seen em hanging from big balloons Even google’s doing it too now man (Have you seen that, yeah go check out project loon) And every now and then a satellite crashes But that information never gets to the masses Coz then you’ll find out how these things really work They’re just on balloons man they don’t orbit the earth Coz once upon a time one crashes In Brazil With the balloon attached to it still Chorus How can satellites be in the thermosphere When the temperature up there is way too severe How can that type of equipment survive How comes those satellites aren’t burned alive I’m telling you man it’s just a pack of lies There ain’t no orbiting satellites Because 99 percent of our communication Comes from undersea cables and cell tower stations And GPS is ground based too man Go check out a system called loran It’s a military system for navigation That uses ground towers to track your location Are you seeing it yet? Chorus See tesla figured out how to communicate Without the need for satellites in space It’s mostly ground based towers you see And that’s how you get your “satellite tv“ They’ve monetised what tesla made for free With their, with their fake satellite industry It was Arthur C Clark that theorised these things These sci fi boxes with solar wings Another Freemason it’s no surprise They make science fiction and they monetise They’ve stolen teslas technology And they get you to pay for your tv Are you seeing it now people?! Chorus So next time you see a photo of the earth from space Look for satellites you won’t find a trace They musta disappeared I guess Can’t even see any from the iss If you wanna have yourself a little enjoyment Go watch a NASA satellite deployment Oh man and let me welcome you to the satellite hoax CELEBRATE TRUTH ✔Subscribe ✉EMAIL: iCelebrateTruth@ •WEBSITE: •FACEBOOK: •GROUP: ROBBIE DAVIDSON ✔Subscribe •FACEBOOK: •TWITTER: •INSTAGRAM: ▪If you enjoy my work, I would love your support▪ »Patreon: »PayPal: SHARE, LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! Celebrate Truth - John 14:6 - Blessings Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use“ for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted. “Fair Use“ guidelines: