ALTERNATIVE ULSTER - IF IT AIN’T SCOTTISH, IT’S CRAP

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap, Said the lad in the tartan flat cap, Who found him a lass, With a lilly white ass, Their uglies did bump and slap. In the hills where the claymore sings, Those two did many fine things, When she bent for a thistle, He produced his love missle, And they took flight on gossamer wings. And when she lifted his kilt, He sheathed his dirk to the hilt, She moaned with great pleasure, Receiving his treasure, For in her his seed was spilt. If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap, Said the lad in the tartan flat cap, Who found him a lass, With a lilly white ass, Their uglies did bump and slap. “Wa ye think o me phallus?”, “Well, yer no William Wallace” Who slid his grand thing, Into the wife of the king, And made her his own royal palace. The lad looked just like Austin Powers, And shagged his lassie for hours, And when they were done, Having their fun, He picked her a bouquet of flowers. at the end of their Highland Fling She said on me finger put a ring So he ran to the hills To seek other thrills He’s the king of his own dingaling If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap, Said the lad in the tartan flat cap, Who found him a lass, With a lilly white ass, Alas she gave him the clap from CRAIC AGUS CEOL, released March 9, 2019“