THEEE RETAIL SIMPS - “Weapon Of The Mystic“ (Offcial video)

Not even if my friend Rich swore to me, I would ever believe that the 100th release of a label like Total Punk is for THEE RETAIL SIMPS by pure chance, in fact Rich himself admits it with no qualms, this gangly party rock’n’roll band, probably the band less “100% Total Punk“ of its catalog, is the apple of his eye... Hey, stop! watch out! I can totally understand, I have no fucking idea why, but it’s the same for me... But how is it possible? If this would be the fucking band you would hire for your wedding party! No! Absolutely not, don’t even think about it! After 2 minutes they would own the party, everyone would ignore the newlyweds, and a quater of an hour later everybody would be with a bottle of bourbon in their hands wondering how something so fucking cool could be so funny and authentic at the same time! So I must confess that I still don’t have any band’s name tattooed, but if I ever do, the first one will surely say in big colorful letters “THEE RETAIL SIMPS“, the band 97.5 % Total Punk“ “Live on Cool Street“ out September 1st on TOTAL PUNK Preorder: Directed by: Obediah Anderson Starring: The Simps/ Simpettes/ Horny Boys Super 8 transfer by Niagra Film Lab Tremendo Garaje: IG: FB: Disclaimer: Uploaded on behalf of the label