If You Could Sneed Yourself (You’d Feed Us All)

Sneedin’ into the New Year. Original song: If You Could Save Yourself (You’d Save Us All) from Dean and Gene’s Ween (formerly Mean’s) Lyrics: On a free ride home in my German car I saw Chuck breaking bucks with his hands When I got to /tv/ I proceeded to post Sneed And made the Janny seethe If you could Sneed yourself, you’d feed us all Is that what you banned me for? Why I reset my router? The time I spent, forcing this meme to death Thought that’s what you wanted I thought you needed my help To make the board based again To clean it up To get you a gf Haven’t you had enough? Get some self-respect Don’t do it for free I was on my knees Just trying to post Sneed My ban expired, my IP reset Your hotpocket’s done, still hot, let it rest Your landlord came calling but you had no way to pay Back in mom’s basement, nowhere else to stay