PLC - No Scrubs

A musical message to NHS staff from Pfeffel, Loaner and ’Cock. LYRICS: Scrubs are a thing you say you need At least ones that are WHO standard Well, we’ve ordered some more, they should get here (inaudible) In the meantime, go buy some off Amazon And no, we’ve got no more masks and No gloves that go beyond your wrists No proper eye protection No NHS testing kits, and No, we ain’t got no scrubs Got no supplies of the vital PPE Sat on our hands for weeks watching Italy peak Preaching herd immunity We ain’t got no scrubs And nowhere near as many ventilators as we need Don’t want to make big bulk buys with the EU guys We’ll get Dyson and JCB But have a round of applause Those who aren’t about to die salute you Probably not a fun time to be on the front line And cripes, you’ve all got to commute too! But no, we can’t kit you out yet No, but can do pretty soon, I hope And no, now is not the time to point out That ten years of austerity left you unable to cope Backing track: YouTube/King of Karaoke