Portal 2 Funny - Life gives you lemons, Burn Life’s house down

When life gives you lemons, invent a combustable lemon and burn it’s house down! glados almost have an orgasm listening to it. Cave Johnson: Alright, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.. GLADOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back! GLADOS: YEAH! Cave Johnson: GET MAD! GLADOS: YEAH! Cave Johnson: I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!!?! GLADOS: YEAH! TAKE THE LEMONS! Cave Johnson: Demand to see Life’s manager, make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am!?! I am the man who is going to burn your house down! .. With the lemons. GLADOS: Ohhh I like this guy! Cave Johnson: I am going to get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down! *Cough* Cough* GLADOS: Burn his house down
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