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SF
Twilight Sparkle. Congrats on becoming a princess.
TS
Thanks!
SF
Celestia herself ordered you run the full training regime. As Equestria’s very own defender of harmony, it’s important that you mantain peak physical condition at all times. That means no magic.
TS
Well, I do pride myself on good diet and excercise!
SF
Not just exercise, princess. This is a workout. And it’s gonna be a heck of a lot harder than your daily trot around town.
TS
Right! I’ve gone through the full Wonderbolts training manual in preparation for this.
SF
And how much of the core routine did you get through?
TS
Oh- well, it was really um, more intended as… mental… preparation…
SF
Then let’s see what you can do. Ten laps around the course, let’s go!
BREAK 1
TS
*dying* There… Easy…
SF
Great, then we can start the training.
TS
W-Wait what!?
SF
On your wings, give me 50!
BREAK 2
SF
How’re we feeling so far?
TS
Exhausted…
SF
Yup, that’s normal for the first run through. It gets easier once you build up those muscles.
TS
Wait, what do you mean ‘first’?
SF
It’s a routine, princess.
TS
A-and how long is this routine exactly?
SF
Relax. You’re already a third of the way through.
TS
A THIRD!?
SF
And moping about it isn’t gonna help you get though it any faster. C’mon, up. We’re working those core muscles next.
TS
Can’t we take a quick break..?
SF
NOOOW!
TS
O-Okay! I’m getting up…
BREAK 3
TS
Why does everything ache?
SF
Have you never exercised before!? C’mon, just a little further!
TS
sigh
OUTRO
SF
That’s a wrap! Not bad for a bookworm.
TS
Everything hurts…
SF
That’s just the burn of a good workout, It’ll wear off. Same time next week!
TS
Yeah sure, whatever. I need something to eat…
SF
Oh! That reminds me. Lay off the fatty fast foods or you’ll undo ninety percent of your work.
TS
I should’ve flunked magic kindergarten…