Big Bill Hell’s Cars (Original)

“Fuck you, Baltimore! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!! If you think that you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your