The Sephora Empire has fallen. District 10 yr. old has invaded and their troops have seiged the chain store formerly enjoyed exlusively by adults. Ground reporters have informed us that Sephora has run out of supplies necessary to sustain the crowd of rabid tweens banging on the doors outside. All Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, and Summer Fridays testers have been placed in locked safety chests in the back of the store until further notice. Rumors are spreading that a three-headed dog is now guarding a suspicious trap door which leads to an anti-aging skincare product that promises eternal youth.
#sephora #badparents #badparenting #drunkelephant #skincare
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