Hummus: The Rap

An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it’s kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I’m eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It’s the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That’s the trick, see? I’m a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You’d think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread’s all gone Hmm, what’s the next pick? Checkin the pantry How ’bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I’m Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don’t be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain’t gotta boil