Steam Deck OLED: Etched glass LE vs glossy 512GB

I had the good fortune of ordering both the Limited Edition and the 512GB versions of the Steam Deck OLED. I wanted to offer my own IRL opinion on the glossy vs etched glass controversy. I hope this may serve as one more data point for anyone trying to decide what to get. Hint: they’re both superb and you can’t make a bad choice between them.