life, baby

Oh, God. You okay? Well, I’d kill for some Purell. Sorry gave you the hairy eyeball. I don’t know how you can do this for a living. Oh, it’s like anything. You get used to it. Yeah, but doesn’t it make you a little sad? Sometimes, sure. But over the years, you find little ways to cope. Like what? Like marijuana. Want some? No, that’s not my thing. You sure? Just a little toke to take the edge off. No. We were gonna go drinking. This is just a different approach to solving the same problem. What problem? Life, baby. Okay, fine. Fire it up. All right, I should tell you, the last time I smoked pot was in college and it didn’t have much effect on me. Who’s a dead person? You’re a dead person. Oh, yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are.