All Rocked, All Stoned — Deep Rock Galactic inspired song

#deeprockgalactic #drg #deeprock When I tried to shrug off OW2 addiction, a bunch of dwarves came to help. Recently I’ve been playing a lot of DRG, making new friends and... Having fun! And the community is so nice! My first games I got thrown to some Chinese dudes and even though we had a huge language barrier, it didn’t stop them from teaching me how to play this wonderful game. But what I liked the best about this game... Is the Abyss Bar. Countless hours spent there just to get extremely drunk so the missions would become... Even more difficult. So many drinks, so much to drink! Yeah, I liked this game. Anyhow, here’s the lyrics: All rocked, all stoned A pint of beer Make it two I am a dwarf That’s what I do Fighting insects In the dark I cannot mine Unless I’m all rocked My beard reeks The stench of danger My pickaxe sings To make the wager Double vision Glyphid swarm I cannot mine Unless I’m all stoned We’re working hard To pay the rent We’re working hard And what we get? All rocked All stoned We’re working hard We’re working far Just to spend our payment In the bar ______________________________________________ Pre-chorus: Oooooooooooh Fill up my cup With that percent All rocked Oooooooooooh A sober mind Will not desceeeeeeeend ______________________________________________ Chorus: Raise that bottle high Tonight we’ll take it all When you are all rocked You’ll never be alone Raise your beer mugs high And chug it down your throats Hear my battle cry: We fight for rock and stone! ______________________________________________ Drinking hard My vision’s red Blackout stout - It’s time to shred Drills are ready To mine some more Where you see 2 dwarves I c4 Grappling hook It’s time to shine My brain is filled With that moonshine Who knows what Glyphids have in store Where I set foot The ground below Explodes Been working hard To get that degree You’re having problems? Call for me Slowly ascend To save your bacon I shoot 10 000 Rounds per second ______________________________________________ Pre-chorus: Oooooooooooh Diggin’ dirt Collecting ore Oooooooooooh I cannot wait To get all stoned ______________________________________________ Chorus: Raise that bottle high Tonight we’ll take it all When you are all rocked You’ll never be alone Raise your beer mugs high And chug it down your throats Hear my battle cry: We fight for rock and stone! ______________________________________________ Riches of the darkness Traditions of the old Blessed by holy mushroom To get all rocked and stoned Our work is full of hardships Management be cursed Getting back in one piece To get all rocked and stoned ______________________________________________ Chorus: Raise that bottle high Tonight we’ll take it all When you are all rocked You’ll never be alone Raise your beer mugs high And chug it down your throats Hear my battle cry: We fight for rock and stone! ______________________________________________