TF2 - WAR!

〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜 5 April 2010 MP3: 10h Version: • WAR! 10 hours Whooowee! Would you look at that... The Soldier sings about how much he’s better than YOU! Until Demoman ruins the moment. 600 Subscribers Special. Once again, thanks a lot for subscriptions. You’re all amazing! Original Song: Lyrics: Mission begins in 10 seconds! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast; I run faster! You are funny; I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin’ but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are, you are, you are, you are You run, I run, you are, I am This kill, this death, this point, this point You are, hit the, can not, FIRE! Chorus You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin’ but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES! (Repeat x4) Demoman: (Burp) Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot! Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut! Soldier: One-eye cross dresser! Demoman: Go to hell! Soldier: DRUNK! Demoman: DEVIL! Soldier: Englishman with a dress! Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened? DOMINATE! I’ll be gentle! DOMINATE! Shaggin’ your wife! DOMINATE! Big ugly girl! D-DOMINATE! You’re all bloody dead! DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads! DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! Hah heh heh heh... DOMINATE! All ya dandies! DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride! DOMINATE! Our bloody point! DOMINATE! That will teach ’em! DOMINATE! Gon’ta strangle! DOMINATE! (Falls asleep) What?... BLOODY HELL! Repeat Chorus Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal! Demo: Ah, nooooo! Soldier: YES! You’re like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you! Demo: Ahhhhh love you man.... Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best. Demo: (Weeping) Soldier: C’mere, cupcake! Spy: .... You disgust me! Soldier: SPY! Demo: SPY!