Special K Keir Starmer

Keir Starmer claims his nickname is Special K? lightweight cereal or horse tranq? I must admit you do resemble Special K cereal in a lot of ways Keir, lightweight, tasteless, cardboard, no fun whatsoever, not to mention the fact you’re a cereal liar and pledge breaker. You also differ from it, in that Special K is very fond of the colour red, yet you’re allergic to anything remotely alluding to socialism and whereas the cereal supposedly helps you lose weight, you lose votes and members instead. Of course the other meaning of Special K is to the horse tranquiliser ketamine, also abused as a recreational drug. As somebody so fond of reminding us that you’re a former Director of Public Prosecutions, how could you not know that? Again however, you do have a lot in common with this drug, you bored us all to the point of anaesthesia with your 90 minute speech and side effects do include feeling wobbly, increased blood pressure, nausea, vomiting, numbness and depression - all feelings exhibite