AGT Reject Kiwi Slicing Guinness World Record

I went on America’s Got Talent this week and didn’t make it through on the thinnest of margins with 2 yeses, 1 no, and one long-time-coming “no“ based on “I don’t like Kiwi’s“. Here I am slicing Kiwis (which is what you should want to see if you don’t want to see them, right?)