It’s Saturday, so some humor. Army humor, after Military Update stream:

It’s Saturday, so some humor. Army humor, after Military Update stream: The colonel to his deputy: - Tomorrow at 10:00 a solar eclipse will occur, that does not happen every day. Line up all personnel next to the barracks so that everyone can watch! If it rains, line everyone up in the gym and read the lecture on solar eclipses! The deputy to the captain: - Tomorrow at 10:00 a solar eclipse will take place. If it rains, the rain will be seen outside the barracks, and the eclipse will take place in the gym, which does not happen every day! The captain to the lieutenant: - By order of the colonel, a solar eclipse will be held in the gym tomorrow. If it rains, everyone goes outside! The lieutenant to the sergeant: - Tomorrow the colonel is holding a solar eclipse in the gym, which will now happen every time it rains. The sergeant to the soldiers: - Tomorrow all the leaves are cancelled due to the colonel’s eclipse from the sun. If it rains in the gym, which doesn’t happen every day, ... Source: East Calling