Destroying World War I with Bad Translations

I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of World War 1 and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result. Enjoy the most war there has ever been. MUSIC: We Are Soldiers - Hearts of Iron IV Peach is Saved - Mario 64 Gelato Beach - Super Mario Sunshine Battlefield One Theme - Battlefield 1 Wedding - Tomodachi Life Verdun - Battlefield 1 Ottoman Peace - Civilization V Heroes of El Alamein - Hearts of Iron IV