YOU AND ME: A Team Fortress 2 Song [by Random Encounters]
An original song by Random Encounters
Best TF2 buddies Heavy and Medic team up to crush the enemy... or die trying...
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LYRICS:
Hold on! Hang tight!
Don’t be impulsive!
I can’t keep you healthy
when you’re acting so reckless!
I want to fight!
Why so compulsive?
Charging in is stupid,
and entirely feckless.
Take a moment, I urge you
to consider the facts:
I can’t possibly save you
from thousands of wounds
incurred by brazen attacks!
You, me,
we’re in this together.
Can we please be
just a bit more clever?
Do you hear me?
Heavy, do you ever use your head?
That guy’s gonna end up dead.
“FIGHT ME AGAIN, YOU COWARDS!“
Calm down! Just chill!
Don’t be a baby!
Counter-strikes are pointless
when you’re not thinking clearly!
Stay put! Stand still!
And then, just maybe,
you and I will hatch a plan-
-and make them pay-
-dearly!
Heavy just want to crush them!
Stomp them into the ground!
If we carelessly rush them,
I’m sorry to say that we will not be around for long!
You! Me!
We can win this battle!
You are puny,
I’m as strong as cattle!
You will heal me!
Heavy use his gattling gun and then-
Enemy will end up dead!
“There are still a few complications...“
They have a Scout sniffing us out and a Pyro!
Their engineer’s turret is here on the crest!
They have a spy lurking nearby, plus a sniper!
Their Demo-man’s armed vith the Mann Co’s very best!
“HIT THE DIRT!“
Okay, you win.
Let’s kick their kiesters!
No one shoots at Heavy
while he’s eating his sandvich!
The Doc is in!
Prepare the Uber!
I will take the payload-
While we have the advantage!
Sure, they may see us coming...
But we don’t really care!
With my Medigun humming,
We’ll blow them away, so they should say a few prayers because
You! Me!
Baby, we’re invincible!
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