Trust me, i’m an engineer !

Trust me, not putin. Fuck war. I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine. You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies. To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV Слава Україні! Героям слава! Trust me, i’m an engineer ! There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style ! come and visit my book of faces ! or birdy site #!/Vilkaz you can download like a pirat, just google “youtube to mp3“ :) TEXT : i’m igor pachmelnik zakuskov and i’m an engineer ! just let me take my breakfast first, cornflakes, vodka and beer ! and then i’ll show you all of mine constructions ewerywhere i can explain the world for you, all that i need is chair i built many buildings, well some of them have failed i had to leave my country, so through the sea i sailed ! Refrain Trust me, i’m an engineer ! i think we’ll put this thing right here trust me, i’m an engineer what the fuck did just happened here ? trust me, i’m anengineer ! with epic skill and epic gear ! trust me, i’m an engineer ! oh shit, i think i’m outta here ! i built alot of bridges, some of them even dance my buildings are very secure ! Intruders have no chance ! you want to drive a broken car i can help you in this ! no wheel, no tire ! no problem ! those parts i never miss ! my good diploma give me jobs although i didn’t study, i simply got this from a friend, as a Birthday gift, from buddy ! since then i travel everywhere, and sometimes build a Road ( you say it’s bad ? but i’m a pro ! i piss in expert mode ! interrupt : (Kalinka style) i am, an engineeer an i having good time now, physical calculate ? what does it mean i don’t know you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn i feel really well, i get paid more then you cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew ! i drive my tractor like a boss see what jump i just did ? ! you say this is impossible ? just like i give a shit ! my bicycle is wearing shoes showel bazooka is in use oven in my car melting ore i have an airbag in tractor ! i once tried to catch the sun and dirty brick to wash now i say : my work here is done was hard day, oh my gosh... Outtro with Trust me, i’m an engineer ! i think we’ll put this thing right here trust me, i’m an engineer what the fuck did just happened here ? trust me, i’m anengineer ! with epic skill and epic gear ! trust me, i’m an engineer ! oh shit, i think i’m outta here !