Goku Fights Your Addiction

You are suffering from crippling porn addiction, that is apparently so strong that word got around town and became a gigantic topic which ended attracting the universe’s previous known strongest fighter, known no other as Son Goku! Goku is attempting to fight your addiction; saving you from a horrid lifestyle of being a massive Coomer! What a strong right arm you got there... anyway will Goku be consumed by your addiction? or will he be able to overcome the hardships? “I don’t get it“ You see, Goku is known to want to fight strong fighters across the known universe (or even the multiverse for that matter) because of this; if Goku heard that you know a strong opponent that could possibly challenge/surpass him in a battle then he’d want to battle him. I just explained the joke making it unfunny, haha are you gonna cry to your mom? really I’m just trying to type as much as I can to give this about 1,000 characters long because I just like my descriptions long, not the reason why just don’t like it to be em