In the time of The Witcher
long, long ago
there was no Old Spice Swagger
so everybody had B.O.
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THERE IS A CURSE
‘PON EVERY MAN,
ACROSS THIS DARK
AND DANGEROUS LAND,
NO-ONE CAN RUN
NO-ONE CAN HIDE
FROM THE PERILS OF B.O!
B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
OLD SPICE DOES NOT YET EXIST
SO EVERYBODY SMELLS QUITE AWFUL.
IN THE BATHHOUSE
ONE WOULD THINK,
A WITCHER COULD WASH
AWAY THE STINK.
BUT WITH THIS SOUP
OF DIRT AND GRIME,
HIS STENCH SHOULD BE A CRIME.
B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
ARMPITS FULL OF “YUCK” AND LICE
OH HOW WE LONG FOR OLD SPICE!
ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE
OLD SPICE WILL BE OUR SAVIOR
‘TIL THAT DAY COMES
OUR PITS WILL SMELL
AND OUR NOSES CONDEMNED
TO A PUNGENT HELL!
B.O!
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