I am so tired of peeing

(☞◣д◢)☞ I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to drink MORE water! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day. All hours of the night. No matter what I’m doing my life is interrupted by PISS. Fuckin’ BULLSHIT.