Ode to the Female Bedbug

Bedbug sex is traumatic. It’s so violent that it’s actual scientific description is ’traumatic insemination’. You see, males use their razor-sharp ’penises’ to stab their sperm into a females’ body. They do not stab it anywhere near the females’ genital opening either. Sperm that has been ’traumatically inseminated’ will travel through the lymphatic system to the ovaries. This is an unfortunate reality for female bedbugs. So, I wrote them this song. I hope they like it.