TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Teenagers naked, Couple in threes Grandparents swing from the ceiling. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Corporate chambers and office amore. Shenanigans outdoor and in. Resist and then later your find out there’s more Regret in not doing the sin. Our lives have to die Of that there’s no help My favourite way to end them Is the orb-weaver spider’s whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum. Then dies on the spot His corpse there still stuck, Left for his rivals to curse at. He would rather die than not get to fuck Personally I reckon it’s worth it. Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does anyone else get that feeling? Everyone else has had more sex than me. Does everybody else get that feeling? … Does everyone think…