That Handsome Devil - Charlie’s Inferno

Band: That Handsome Devil Album: The Heart Goes to Heaven, The Head Goes to Hell Song: 05 - Charlie’s Inferno Basically one of the worst songs of all time. It’s really awful and shitty. BUY IT NOW! LYRICS: (Here lies Charlie. You can tell it’s him ’cause we put his name on the stone.) He kept his showers ice cold, Used eco-friendly lightbulbs Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose He’d judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegience Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack Up the golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors Huddled there in prayer around the respirator Catch you later, I’m off to see the man upstairs They all look like ants from here Stars and crystal chandaliers There was an ange