Sunday Session SE02E12

“I’ve just written the funniest thing in the world!” Laughed the keyboard warrior to himself as he made his 500th comment of the day. “Why can no one see my true genius?” He whined to himself as the post went completely unnoticed. Trying again the keyboard warrior remounted his noble steed and rejoined the discussion, in grim determination. “They all shall listen to me!” he declared in defiance and rode valiantly into battle. He fought bravely, long and hard, pausing only for a quick visit to the toilet and a cheese and pickle sandwich. The battle was deep and bloody, asterisks and abbreviations were thrown around like dollar bills at a whores wedding. Emojis were used, flames, bombs, strong arms, shrugged shoulders and high fives were all viciously employed to rinse maximum respect from the ever-grinding, never-resting fray, yet the keyboard warriors posts continued to go unnoticed, useless, pathetic, stupid, daft, not even worth a reply, They vanished into the mist