Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp)

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. ************* Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don’t leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. ************* All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don’t want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They’re about to organize a searching party. ************* Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don’t leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys, oh please don’t make me stay, I’ve been here one whole day. ************* Dearest f