Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Calling it the most scandalous cover-up of the past half century, dim-witted conspiracy theorist Daniel Burgess told reporters Thursday he believes the U.S. government has, for years, been clandestinely exercising total control over the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: More Breaking News: