Avenue Q - The Internet is for porn!

lyrics: Kate: The internet is really really great. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Huh? There’s always some new site, Trekkie: For porn! Kate: I browse all day and night. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light. Trekkie: FOOR POORN! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The internet is for porn! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The internet is for porn! Kate: What are you doing!? Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn! Kate: Tre-e-ekkie! Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster. Kate: You are ruining my song! Trekkie: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to. Kate: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Trekkie: Oki-doki! Kate: Good. Kate: I’m glad we have this new technology, Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity. Trekkie: For por… oops, sorry. Kate: Right from you own desktop, Trekkie: For… Kate: You can research, browse and shop Trekkie: ... Kate: Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop. Trekkie: FOOR POORN!! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The internet is for porn! Kate: No-o-o… Trekkie: The internet is for porn! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn To porn! Porn! Porn! Kate: That’s gross you’re a pervert. Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. Kate: No really, your a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet. Trekkie: Ohhhh? Kate: What?! Trekkie: You have NO idea! Ready, normal people? Normal People: Ready! Ready! Ready! Trekkie: Let me hear it! Trekkie and guys: The internet is for p