The MAGA Song - Make Attorneys Get Attorneys | Don Caron

The phrase has been floating around for the last few weeks. It showed up in the New York Times and I heard it on The Meidas Touch - it was begging to become a song lyric so I obliged. Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender SUPPORT Visit CONTRIBUTE to the PROJECT BTC:              33W8cvkCKupG77ChtTFXeAFmEBCaLcjsBJ ETH:    0x1f36edE7A4F06830D0e3d675776607790a2ce636  SHOP Parody Project Store: PATRONAGE To become a Patron of Parody Project please visit our Patreon Page MAILING LIST (Never Shared) LYRICS by Don Caron Make Attorneys Get Attorneys, MAGA That’s what it stands for, watch how they depose Will the lawyers that the lawyers got need lawyers so they don’t get caught? That’s how MAGA goes His attorneys jumping ship, that’s MAGA They’re hoping that they didn’t leave too late One rats on the other in a desperate try to cover up association with the orange ingrate While those who tried to overturn elections including Giuliani, Eastman and Ms. Bobb they’re hiring lawyers left and right but mostly right oh what a sight And that’s the MAGA mob To date he’s been accountable for nothing But that coup could turn into a costly move and those top secret documents he spread across the continents That’s not so hard to prove Former White House lawyers make predictions that jail time is a likely consequence Tacopina’s still onboard For juries that’s a sour chord The dude lacks cognizance The Orange One’s mouth is filled with a silver spoon, his birthright it’s the only reason he’s is not yet in jail If he keeps it up with E. Jean Carroll that’ll put his funds in peril Nothing left for bail! Make Attorneys Get Attorneys MAGA That’s what it stands for, but who pays the bill? layers of lawyers won’t resolve the issues that they need to solve as MAGA flows downhill