Sollux’s Perfect Theme Song. (LYRICS)

... Can’t get more accurate then that. I actually got the idea from my Jake English video, I was looking through songs to pick and I stumbled across this one I’ve had for some time... and right away thought of Sollux. It’s too perfect. Oh and the “oh wwell“ joke is pretty funny; when I first heard the song, I always thought he was saying “and be like a whale“ instead of “and be like, ’oh well’“ and since whales remind me of Eridan (and the lonliness of the sentance) I made it look like Sollux was teas