do NOT look at the card if you can avoid it; this is meant to be experienced in real time with no knowledge of what comes next.
But... if you wanna be a BITCH so badly... a matchcard is below.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... BITCH....
MATCH CARD (IN ORDER):
Brazo De Plata & Rayo De Jalisco Jr. vs. Shocker & Chiva Rayada (CMLL Japan 01/29/2001)
Chon Shiryu vs. Shuji Ishikawa (Ice Ribbon 02/17/2008)
Pedro Takaishi & Sanshu Tsubakichi vs. Koichi Takemura & Tomonori Chiba (Stanley 09/27/2010)
Agnes-Chan Lin-Chan & Super Shimizu vs. Ricky Skinboard & Nubo (UWF ??/??/????)
Satoru Sayama vs. Kuniaki Kobayashi (Shooto 09/26/1996)
Arashi vs. King Dabada vs. The Predator vs. Matt Ghaffari (ZERO1 07/06/2003)
Riki Senshu vs. Mammoth Handa (FU*CK! 10/15/2006)
Hayate, Nobutaka Moribe, & Tetsuya Nakazato vs. Koichi Nagatoshi, Naohiro Katsumi, & Yusuke Shimizu (DREAMERS 07/16/2011)
Satoru Sayama vs. Yoshiaki Fujiwara (Showa Pro 12/18/2008)
Brazo De Plata vs. Takumi Yano (DEEP 05/05/2003)