Ok, but can you spot what is wrong with this influencer?
Recently we brought you Shasheile (@shasha_soosoo_ ), a bizarre looking South Korean influencer who used photoshop to warp herself into alien forms as a social commentary, or perhaps as just some good old-fashioned trolling. But she might have competition. See Yoo A (@see_yoo_a ) doesn’t just give herself long arms as a joke, she goes to town with Photoshop in a more traditional way, giving herself the kind of physique that Barbie would deem an unhealthy female beauty standard. Her two-foot long neck, breasts the size of an American shop teacher and a waist smaller than Bud Light’s sales figures belie her face like a 90s CGI interpretation of a China doll, and her mere presence in any scene warps the background as if Salvador Dali were trying to copy an Escher painting.
Fortunately for her, no one seems to care. See Yoo A is, like all models on social media, part of a carefully constructed image of reality, except without the reality. She spends a lot of time selling things, talking about things she’s sold, and giving shipping updates to people she’s sold things to. In other words, she’s a digital sandwich board, hocking the internet’s lowest quality goods to thirsty young men.
Or maybe these women are all real, and South Korean scientists have imbued Instagram influencers with the power to warp space and time for some reason. If they can unleash K-Pop on us, they can do anything.
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