I Will Derive!

I parody of “I Will Survive“ that I did with a couple of my friends for our Calculus and Physics classes. Lyrics: At first I was afraid, what could the answer be? It said given this position find velocity. So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong. I struggled; I cried, “A problem shouldn’t take this long!“ I tried to think, control my nerve. It’s evident that speed’s tangential to that time-position curve. This problem would be mine if I just knew that