Jon Lajoie - WTF COLLECTIVE

[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack mothafuckas wearin’ purple backpacks And I snag on towel racks to take a **** on your track Yeah you whack, ‘cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up? I really don’t think that I’m good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt [Owww! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me] [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this ***** Woke up five days and go lying in a ditch Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember **** Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything! What’s my mothafucking name? [Seriously does anyone know what my name is?] [MC Public Urination] Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what? I take a ******* piss on the ******* sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just wipe out my **** And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch! You other MC’s can’t handle this ****! You’re just a little ***** ‘fraid of peeing public You run to a toilet everytime you have to piss Yo **** that ****, I just wipe out *******! [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue yeah that’s me Every time I grab the mic I ******* fall asleep