Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP

Buy the song (& album) here: Brandon Turner’s channel: Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed “No sex until you are married!“ They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were